“Fastest game ever.

Tired of unenergetic and clumsy goblins and big guys hitting like pansies, coach swapped out Boyz silken underwear with three sizes too tight nurgling skin loincloths. This new sensation got the Boyz riled up into quite a rabid frenzy.

Boyz won the kick and first block was Sploogekanon who instantly hospitalized his victim with a SI (n). Obo followed that up with a mad blitz yelling 'Go fer da kneecaps!!' knocking over his target.

Grumps would be no worse and threw a mighty 3db badly hurting the only remaining standing scrimmage beastman.

Helmet Harry saw a good shot at some classy punting here and followed up the streak by BH the prone beastman.

Coach Valdeck threw in the towel at this point, and perhaps wisely so, you don't want to mess with the Boyz in this state.”