“The Boyz decided it was time to kick some elven ass today. Too many times had they lost to these longeared snobs.

Vestial Virgins began by receiving and formed up a loose cage fomation deep into Boyz field, with the ball secure. Boyz coach quickly realized there was no way for his lil' gits to get at the ballholder, and even less chance for clumsy Grumps or Splooge to get in there. So he went with the trusty goblin axiom "when in doubt, look at ... for the enemys groin. Punt!"

The Boyz gleefully went into action and Helmet Harry solidly placed his special issues square on target, niggling the opposing lineman. Crowd went wild.

Now, it must have been cause of the sweltering heat that dominated the playfield, cause the elves decided to punt back! Joyful day! Ok they managed to kill poor ol' Konkuzon VII but he was getting lazy anyway (his son Konkuzon VIII is already filling out his shorts). The funny part was that the ref spotted the transgressing elf and banned him from the game. Crowd went even more nutso.

This allowed for a grand opportunity at more elfbashing and Grumps charged for a groundshattering multiblock, but he forgot the intricacies of how to GFI and multiblock and messed it up. Elves score next turn.

Now the sweltering heat kicked in, but the Boyz were seemingly untouched (fungus brew thanks!). The elves on the other hand had at least fiftynine players collaps from the heat. Or seventeen, or was it five? Anyone here who can count?

The Boyz went into action and punted more elves, hurting a bunchload and even managed to score in the process somehow.

Second half saw only a handful of elves on the pitch, the rest moaning in their dugout from injuries. Splooge got the honors of taking care of a touchback ball and he made haste of trudging upfield with it. Elves threw themselves at him repeatedly only to bounce off and be carried off to the BH box. Splooge scores for a 2-1 lead.

The elves totally decimated, there was not much they could do to stop the Boyz now. Grumps, having been lectured on his multi technique at halftime, got assistance from eigth gobos and threw a mighty 3db multiblock POW/POW/POW which nicely summed up this match.”