“- Bit of an introspective cynical message from your fav reporter Spunkin today.

- After the last <A HREF="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1613498">disaster</A> versus the cheatin darkelvish buggers where three of our poor little green darlings got smashed into the ground for niggling injuries, coach Khaan thought it couldnt get any worse.

- Coach Khaan also clearly remembered grumbling something about Nuffle being a right pisser and that niggling injuries were annoying. Deaths are so much cleaner, at least then there's no sad little crying when you fire the nigglers from the team.

- Nuffle, being an omnipotent and kindhearted bastard, granted coach Khaan his wishes in the next game (for you mono-syllabic creatures who already got lost in the syntax, that would be this game). Thusly all the cases turned into deaths. Joy.

- Now, not everything is looking dreary. The plan before this match was to earn 20k to replace Sploogekanon, who had gotten too skilled for his own good. And cash we earned. Enough to replace Splooge and one goblin. Which would put us at a staggering 10 man crew. Joy.

- Grumpypants was voted the mvp for the match. Which is just what we wanted as well. Not. Clocking in at 169 spp the veteran ogre draws very near to legend status, and possible aging.

- So you can understand how we are hard contained in crying out Nufflelujah!”