“As expected, the Boars lost their debut match!

It was a rough game, with injuries aplenty. Felix Flick had a close call when a rat kicked him in the kneecap, but a timely intervention by the Medics saved the day. Granny was in top form, smashing her giant cookie-laden fists into the vermin. She even gouged out one of "Ugly's" eyes with a piece of stale Gingerbread! Sly Fox was knocked out in the first half, and took his dear sweet time re-entering the match in the second. Reportedly, he was delayed by some female admirers attending the game. He did redeem himself at the end with a very slippery TD though, so for now he'll get off with just a warning. All in all a tough-fought match, and luckily no one died!”