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Name: Wolfgang
Position: Blitzer/Psycho
Height: Taller than a corpse
Weight: Heavy enough to hurt
Eye Color: Rabid
Age: Like rings in a tree-stump
Wolfgang is a wonderfully fine gentleman whom
I would never offend with a derogatory bio for
fear of losing random digits. He's a Blitzer
on the team.
Career Highlights:
Wolfgang learned how to guard his teammates
during a match against the Chin Chillas! Is
the old man softening up?
Brutalized a poor skinks "groinage region" in
a match against the Swamp Goblins.