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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2007-04-23 06:14:44
70k
1/1/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
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2
2
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1
11
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7
7
36
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#6 Honest Johann – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#6 Honest Johann – Smashed Hip (-MA)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
3
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2
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1
18
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35
57
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“When he injured my saurus very early in the game, I was thinking here we go again, another tough luck game. But I think that was the last positive thing that happened for the Boars. The Goblin skinks stole the show with their nimble feet. After a RR double skulls by the boars, a skink got a TZ on the ball. Next turn, the skink was blitzed, he side stepped on the ball and it popped into another skinks hand, and he was off to the races.
The second half was filled with skulls. K-Rex thought he could do better, and he could only manage to roll 2 skulls and a skull/pow. The Goblins were just happy to get out of a game for once without a death.
A tough luck game for the Boars. We wish them well in the future. A fun game against a fun coach. ”
The second half was filled with skulls. K-Rex thought he could do better, and he could only manage to roll 2 skulls and a skull/pow. The Goblins were just happy to get out of a game for once without a death.
A tough luck game for the Boars. We wish them well in the future. A fun game against a fun coach. ”
The coinflip losing streak has been ended, with the Boars actually winning the toss! Naturally, this made the lads nervous as they waited for the other foot to drop. And drop it did.
Granny, lovable cookie-engine of destruction, managed to Badly Hurt one of the lizards with a well-timed ginger cookie. She let the poor reptile keep the cookie.
Felix's passing game was fairly solid, but in true Boars fashion he tripped and fell at a crucial moment allowing the Lizardmen to make the score 2-0. He's lost his smoking privileges for a week.
A skink named Zorro apparently resembled Wolfgang's ex-wife a litle too closely and he attacked the poor little guy's groinage region in a most savage manner. Wolfgang could be heard screaming "Where's yer alimony NOW?!" as the little lizard was being taken off the field.
Sly Fox, in spite of his best efforts couldn't find a spot to run the ball through and ended up being Badly Hurt for his troubles. He's received 2,350 get-well cards and 3 marriage proposals as a result.
And lastly poor Honest Johann, the nicest guy on the team by far had his hip smashed rather badly and suffered a permanent injury as a result. He's stated that this will not impair his ability to keep the Boars finances in order, and he'll remain with the team.
There you go folks, another day another loss for the lads. Strangely, some of the fans came back after this poor showing! Seems the fans are just as happy watching the Boars get creamed as they are seeing them win. Till next time True beleivers....
King was a nice opponent and fun to play against. And I honestly can't remember seeing as many double skulls as I did this game. Go randomizer! ”