“Once again the Boars watch as victory slips from their fingers! It seemed early on that this would be a fine day for the team with two skinks knocked out in rapid succession, but soon enough the unreliability of the lads proved otherwise. A crucial handoff was given to Berthold the Brainless, but tragically he simply drooled and stared vacantly at the ball instead of attempting to grab it. The other crucial error came in the second, when Felix Flick, having had an already terrible game due to bouts of cigarette-induced coughing fits, threw a pass that was intercepted by of all players a Saurus! Both coaches gasped at this incredible event as somewhere up in the sky Nuffle looked down and laughed. The only positive point of the game for the Boars was Sly Fox yet again scoring a very late TD. However, no one died so for the Boars thats the same as a victory!
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