“Welcome sports fans to season 6 of the Northern Wastes Leagues.

This highly anticipated match in the Veteran Division between the St Louis Hams and the newly promoted Chaos Dwarf team Nufflucked was a real nail biter.

The game started off slow with the Nufflucked boys spending most of the first half trying to get the ball past the half ilne. Then in the 6th turn, the tide turned and Joe Don Baker the Bull Centaur made a mad dash to the endzone for a score.

With time running out, the greenskins from St Louis pulled out a doozie of a play. Andy McKillem, the troll, grabbed Oh No! the goblin and tossed him down the field. Lucky for the Hams that Oh No! had the ball and landed on his feet. Surprised at his new location deep within the opposing teams backfield, Oh No! made haste for the endzone and quickly scored.

Nufflucked was able to quickly respond with a 2 turn TD making the score 2-1.

The St Louis Hams spent most of the 2nd half just trying to get the ball arond the guard crazy Chaos Dwarves. The push was good, but not good enough.

Coach Screech gets the MVP as his tactics and skill could not be overcome by the brute strength of the Hams.

A game well played, good luck!”