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Goblin
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2
AG
5
AV
7
R
232
B
18
P
15
F
5
G
75
Cp
12
In
0
Cs
0
Td
13
Mvp
5
GPP
76
XPP
0
SPP
76
Injuries
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Right Stuff
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<b>News Bulletin!!</b>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&p=314392#314392">Oh No! named NWL Season 9 League MVP!!</a>
<b>News Bulletin!!</b>
Sadly, On No! has finally left the pitch for good. He has retired from the St Louis Hams to pursue his acting career full time. He will sadly be missed, but plans to stay active with the team through fundraisers and the like.
In an appearance on the pitch midway through his career, Oh No! was awarded the game MVP for absolutely nothing. His adoring fans made such a big deal that he was even on the field he was the hands down winner. With the MVP under his belt, he re-dedicated himself to the sport of Blood Bowl by signing up for a step aerobic class. He has seen immediate results from his new training regime and appears to be much more agile and quick on his feet. We expect to see much more of Oh No! on the pitch from now on.
All 13 of Oh No!'s TDs were made after being tossed by Troll Andy McKillem.
The first one was on June 8th, 2007 vs Screech's Nufflucked. It was a wonderful play.
from the match report:
"With time running out, the greenskins from St Louis pulled out a doozie of a play. Andy McKillem, the troll, grabbed Oh No! the goblin and tossed him down the field. Lucky for the Hams that Oh No! had the ball and landed on his feet. Surprised at his new location deep within the opposing teams backfield, Oh No! made haste for the endzone and quickly scored."
The second was on December 31, 2007 vs Mully and the Wasted Northerners.
Oh No! was again tossed by Troll Andy McKillem from the line of scrimmage. He then deftly scooted between 2 gutter runners, dodging in for the score.
In a second tossing attempt that same game, Andy McKillem mishandled Oh No! and sent him off the field with a serious injury, forcing him to go on the disabled list for the next game.
The 3rd TD Toss happened in a game vs Fool's Tribute to Greatness on February 2nd, 2008. It was the game tying TD, a true tribute to Greenskins!
TD #4 was made off of a TTM play as well. In turn 16 the Hams deftly maneuvered guards and managed a chain push block to move troll Andy McKillem out of tackle zones. Andy then grabbed Oh No! and tossed him down field into scoring position where thrower Gus Garrote was able to run up and hand off the ball. Oh No! accepted the ball and strolled into the endzone, ending the game 2-1, Hams! (March 14, 2008. NWL Season 9, round 2)
TD #5 was made turn 1 of the 2nd half vs Ron Burgandy and the Channel 4 News Team after the anchormen embarrassingly gained a 2-0 lead in the 1st half and then made the Hams wait over an hour to start the 2nd half. It was a leisurely toss from the LOS to midfield for a calm stroll into the endzone with no trouble from any of the C4NTeam. (4-20-2008)
TD #6 was made during a Season 9 game vs Nufflucked (round 8). On turn 2, Oh No! scrambled into 2 TZs, grabbed the ball then ran to hide near troll, Andy McKillem. He planned to hide out till the next turn, then try the TTM, but Andy had differnet ideas, snatching Oh No! up and tossing him far downfield, landing in enemy territory with no where to go. The Hams scrambled to give him coverage, but it wasnt enough when a blitzing Bull Centaur burst from the pack and downed Oh No! Fortunately the Black Orc Blasters came to the rescue, knocking down nearby opposition allowing Oh No! to climb to his feet, grab the nearby ball and stroll into the endzone untroubled.
TD#7 was made during NWL Season 10 round 1 game vs Snake.Eyes. It was the only TD of the match and while the Hams were up 8 CAS to 0, they lost the game 2-1.
TD#8 was vs Celas and his BluntForceTraumas. It was the Hams only TD of the game in a 2-1 loss. Season 10.
well done you high flyin' little guy!
TD#9 came in a 4-1 whipping by long time rivals Malus Madness coached by Fucky Eddy. It was the first turn of the game, and within the next few turns, Oh No was taken out of the game with a serious injury.
TD#10 happened in a <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=3227">NWL Season 12 Premier</a> game vs <a href="http://fumbbl.com/~samiggulden">samiggulden</a>'s <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=363627">Snake.Eyes</a>. It was the second attempt of the game and was the only Hams TD in a 3-1 defeat.
TD#11 came vs <a href="http://fumbbl.com/~celas">celas</a> and his Seinfeld inspired <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=523919">Kramerica Industries, LLC</a>. First half, turn 8, in retaliation to a TD scored by Catcher <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6281721">Poppie</a>. The kick went near the sideline but Kramerica got Perfect Defense. It wasnt enough as the Hams cleared the line so Andy McKillem had plenty of room to toss the little Gobbo downfield. Oh No! had to then LEAP over the waiting defensive line at the endzone, but did so with ease!
TD#12 came in the same game vs Celas and his folk. Oh No! was able to get his hands on the ball and Andy McKillem was able to get his hands on the Gobbo. The rest is history.
TD#13 came from a nice toss at the beginning of the 2nd half vs <a href="http://fumbbl.com/~lawman">lawman</a>] and his <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=550616">NWL Rats of South Bronx</a>
Oh No! started with the Hams in their second game ever, but only played once every 3 or 4 games due to acting obligations through season 9, but on urging from other coaches and fans, he began taking the field more often. This new strategy showed its downside when he was injured when mishandled by Andy McKillem in a final turn attempt at a toss. Oh No! has decided to go back on his ever couple of games schedule to help nurse his new injury.
Oh No! picked up a burst of speed after game 74 for the Hams, but also managed to injure himself again, making it more unlikely that he will show on any given Sunday.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&p=314392#314392">Oh No! named NWL Season 9 League MVP!!</a>
<b>News Bulletin!!</b>
Sadly, On No! has finally left the pitch for good. He has retired from the St Louis Hams to pursue his acting career full time. He will sadly be missed, but plans to stay active with the team through fundraisers and the like.
In an appearance on the pitch midway through his career, Oh No! was awarded the game MVP for absolutely nothing. His adoring fans made such a big deal that he was even on the field he was the hands down winner. With the MVP under his belt, he re-dedicated himself to the sport of Blood Bowl by signing up for a step aerobic class. He has seen immediate results from his new training regime and appears to be much more agile and quick on his feet. We expect to see much more of Oh No! on the pitch from now on.
All 13 of Oh No!'s TDs were made after being tossed by Troll Andy McKillem.
The first one was on June 8th, 2007 vs Screech's Nufflucked. It was a wonderful play.
from the match report:
"With time running out, the greenskins from St Louis pulled out a doozie of a play. Andy McKillem, the troll, grabbed Oh No! the goblin and tossed him down the field. Lucky for the Hams that Oh No! had the ball and landed on his feet. Surprised at his new location deep within the opposing teams backfield, Oh No! made haste for the endzone and quickly scored."
The second was on December 31, 2007 vs Mully and the Wasted Northerners.
Oh No! was again tossed by Troll Andy McKillem from the line of scrimmage. He then deftly scooted between 2 gutter runners, dodging in for the score.
In a second tossing attempt that same game, Andy McKillem mishandled Oh No! and sent him off the field with a serious injury, forcing him to go on the disabled list for the next game.
The 3rd TD Toss happened in a game vs Fool's Tribute to Greatness on February 2nd, 2008. It was the game tying TD, a true tribute to Greenskins!
TD #4 was made off of a TTM play as well. In turn 16 the Hams deftly maneuvered guards and managed a chain push block to move troll Andy McKillem out of tackle zones. Andy then grabbed Oh No! and tossed him down field into scoring position where thrower Gus Garrote was able to run up and hand off the ball. Oh No! accepted the ball and strolled into the endzone, ending the game 2-1, Hams! (March 14, 2008. NWL Season 9, round 2)
TD #5 was made turn 1 of the 2nd half vs Ron Burgandy and the Channel 4 News Team after the anchormen embarrassingly gained a 2-0 lead in the 1st half and then made the Hams wait over an hour to start the 2nd half. It was a leisurely toss from the LOS to midfield for a calm stroll into the endzone with no trouble from any of the C4NTeam. (4-20-2008)
TD #6 was made during a Season 9 game vs Nufflucked (round 8). On turn 2, Oh No! scrambled into 2 TZs, grabbed the ball then ran to hide near troll, Andy McKillem. He planned to hide out till the next turn, then try the TTM, but Andy had differnet ideas, snatching Oh No! up and tossing him far downfield, landing in enemy territory with no where to go. The Hams scrambled to give him coverage, but it wasnt enough when a blitzing Bull Centaur burst from the pack and downed Oh No! Fortunately the Black Orc Blasters came to the rescue, knocking down nearby opposition allowing Oh No! to climb to his feet, grab the nearby ball and stroll into the endzone untroubled.
TD#7 was made during NWL Season 10 round 1 game vs Snake.Eyes. It was the only TD of the match and while the Hams were up 8 CAS to 0, they lost the game 2-1.
TD#8 was vs Celas and his BluntForceTraumas. It was the Hams only TD of the game in a 2-1 loss. Season 10.
well done you high flyin' little guy!
TD#9 came in a 4-1 whipping by long time rivals Malus Madness coached by Fucky Eddy. It was the first turn of the game, and within the next few turns, Oh No was taken out of the game with a serious injury.
TD#10 happened in a <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=3227">NWL Season 12 Premier</a> game vs <a href="http://fumbbl.com/~samiggulden">samiggulden</a>'s <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=363627">Snake.Eyes</a>. It was the second attempt of the game and was the only Hams TD in a 3-1 defeat.
TD#11 came vs <a href="http://fumbbl.com/~celas">celas</a> and his Seinfeld inspired <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=523919">Kramerica Industries, LLC</a>. First half, turn 8, in retaliation to a TD scored by Catcher <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6281721">Poppie</a>. The kick went near the sideline but Kramerica got Perfect Defense. It wasnt enough as the Hams cleared the line so Andy McKillem had plenty of room to toss the little Gobbo downfield. Oh No! had to then LEAP over the waiting defensive line at the endzone, but did so with ease!
TD#12 came in the same game vs Celas and his folk. Oh No! was able to get his hands on the ball and Andy McKillem was able to get his hands on the Gobbo. The rest is history.
TD#13 came from a nice toss at the beginning of the 2nd half vs <a href="http://fumbbl.com/~lawman">lawman</a>] and his <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=550616">NWL Rats of South Bronx</a>
Oh No! started with the Hams in their second game ever, but only played once every 3 or 4 games due to acting obligations through season 9, but on urging from other coaches and fans, he began taking the field more often. This new strategy showed its downside when he was injured when mishandled by Andy McKillem in a final turn attempt at a toss. Oh No! has decided to go back on his ever couple of games schedule to help nurse his new injury.
Oh No! picked up a burst of speed after game 74 for the Hams, but also managed to injure himself again, making it more unlikely that he will show on any given Sunday.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2006-03-25
-
-
-
-
1
5
2006-04-07
1
-
-
-
-
1
2006-05-03
1
-
-
-
-
1
2006-05-03
1
-
-
-
-
1
2006-05-30
1
-
-
-
-
1
2006-10-25
-
-
-
-
1
5
2006-11-17
3
-
-
-
1
8
2007-04-26
1
-
-
-
-
1
2007-06-08
-
1
-
-
-
3
2007-12-12
-
-
-
-
1
5
2007-12-31
-
1
-
-
1
8
2008-02-02
-
1
-
-
-
3
2008-03-15
-
1
-
-
-
3
2008-04-21
-
1
-
-
-
3
2008-04-26
-
1
-
-
-
3
2008-06-23
-
1
-
-
-
3
2008-07-11
1
-
-
-
-
1
2008-08-12
-
1
-
-
-
3
2009-02-11
-
1
-
-
-
3
2009-03-07
-
1
-
-
-
3
2009-04-24
1
-
-
-
-
1
2009-07-03
-
2
-
-
-
6
2009-07-21
1
1
-
-
-
4
2009-07-21
1
-
-
-
-
1