“The Cheerful Dead must be under some kind of curse. It just seems impossible for me to ever get a break with the damn dices.

This match might have likely been lost anyway, because in the first half the luck was rather fair and it was a tactical mistake that allowed Pedigree Chum to score in turn 8, even if it came in the typical way with a succesful 1 dice block and a pick-up without rerolls. But before that I had succesfully 1 dice blocked the previous ball runner, so I had that one coming.

The way Nuffle has chosen to torment this team though is by having the lousiest luck when it comes to breaking armor. I outblocked my opponent during most of this match, but where I had like 1 BH and a KO during the entire match, despite gangfouling his warewolves with a dp two times and gangfouling a flesh golem two other times. Not to mention having my mummies wailing on his players during the entire match. The opponents on the other hand must have sneaked a khemri team onto the pitch in the 2nd half, because suddenly every damn block ended up being at the very least a stun, but at most times a KO.

The cruel bastard that hands out luck of course had to rub the whole thing in my face too, causing a non-regen SI on Buck Aneer towards the end of the match when everything was lost anyway. How the casualty happened? It was of course from a 1 dice block by a warewolf, and if that had failed I would have had a chance to score a comfort TD with the help of GFI's.

Thanks for the match, TheCesspit. Sorry for being bitter, but I just have waaaaaaay too many matches where I get outlucked at the moment. After two weeks of this effin misery Blood Bowl is losing it's charm :(”