Dem stinky Pukes thinks dey'z so good, top of da league and all dat. Well we fort it wuz time ta teach 'em sum respekt fer us rebul grotz. Right from da start we charged inta their line and Bazza gave one of da smelly blobs a right kickin' that kept him outta the rest o' da game.
Da uvver ladz all moved ta protect Zagga and Zoglug passed da ball straight to 'im. Well, the gooey geezers didn't like dat much and went fer 'im, but Hazgog knocked one out cold wiv dat ball of his and Bagrat whacked a saw straight into their big beast, keepin' it down fer a good while. A few uvver Pukes got bashed and Gazza and Zagga went fer it wiv da ball, gettin' a good distance.
Now da nurglings came after dem, but Badnag just tripped one up eazy as ya like and now i hear da guy's crippled fer life! Har har. Bagrat chainsawed anuvver beastie and Zagga went straight fer da endzone, gettin' us da first Touchdown.
Da rest of da game wuz just a great fight reely - Dey knocked sum holes in Naffgrot's armour and whacked a few of us outta da game, but we gave dem a good kickin' too and most of 'em wasn't conscious until da end.
A good scrap it wuz, and we proved dat da greeny meanies aren't so tuff afta all.
Gobbo of da match: Bagrat Squigaddon, fer bringin' both beasts to da floor.
“The third meeting between our teams in a short span of time. I had earlier been outnumbered but still gotten 2 wins so going into the match full strength I was confident to win.
Pre-game 2 of my 4 niggled players missed the match so already I was down to 13 players. Yorkiebar got to receive and started the game. First half saw Yorkiebar throwing a fair few 2d-block which surprisingly most ended POWs. My team got totally shattered and I was down 3 players (2 CAS, 1 KO) after 3 rounds when Yorkiebar scored. Rest of 1st half saw me launch an attack, squandered by a failed throw (damn stunties!). Yorkiebar quickly nullified my advance and the half was spent in a huddle of blockage.
2nd half started with me severely outnumbered (8 v 11) but receiving. Ofcourse Yorkie got a Blitz! Kick-Off result and ran at the ball with his pogoer, resulting in me defending. I tried to move the ball on one edge, where a beast would carve a way through and crowdpush any stray gobbos. I got the ball through halfway down the opposing half of the field but numbers were dwindling by this time and 3 gobbos intercepted my ball carrier to despatch him to the infirmary. Yorkie got the ball and made for a last turn TD but failed a few crucial moves.
End Result 1-0 to the Fakshun, a fair result imo. Next time you damned cheaters! ”
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Dem stinky Pukes thinks dey'z so good, top of da league and all dat. Well we fort it wuz time ta teach 'em sum respekt fer us rebul grotz. Right from da start we charged inta their line and Bazza gave one of da smelly blobs a right kickin' that kept him outta the rest o' da game.
Da uvver ladz all moved ta protect Zagga and Zoglug passed da ball straight to 'im. Well, the gooey geezers didn't like dat much and went fer 'im, but Hazgog knocked one out cold wiv dat ball of his and Bagrat whacked a saw straight into their big beast, keepin' it down fer a good while. A few uvver Pukes got bashed and Gazza and Zagga went fer it wiv da ball, gettin' a good distance.
Now da nurglings came after dem, but Badnag just tripped one up eazy as ya like and now i hear da guy's crippled fer life! Har har. Bagrat chainsawed anuvver beastie and Zagga went straight fer da endzone, gettin' us da first Touchdown.
Da rest of da game wuz just a great fight reely - Dey knocked sum holes in Naffgrot's armour and whacked a few of us outta da game, but we gave dem a good kickin' too and most of 'em wasn't conscious until da end.
A good scrap it wuz, and we proved dat da greeny meanies aren't so tuff afta all.
Gobbo of da match: Bagrat Squigaddon, fer bringin' both beasts to da floor.
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