“'We's da bestest! We's da most brutal! We's da WAAAAGH!!!!!'

---Boss Ogg

'Did ya see it? Dat runty lil' squishie-newt wuz runnin' all by 'imself, and POW! I gots 'im! Off to da dugout wif 'im! An' den, wen dey wuz' carryin' off dat one newtie off onna stretcha, I GOTS ME ANUVVER ONE! An' dat wun stayed down fer GOOD!'

---Gathrak One-eye, on KOing Fearless and forcing Cavalier into retirement.

'HEY SNIKKIE! Snak gots an emm-vee-pee. Whuts an emm-vee-err...whutsit?'

---Big Snak, MVP

'Means ya did really well, big bro. Here's to Snik and Snak, the true stars of the 'Eadbashaz!'

---Lil' Snik



This game made up for a LOT of bad luck in earlier rounds. Apart from some harmless 'stupid troll' situations (one of which I deliberately provoked), all my players did what I told them to and I had no trouble first halting the lizard advance and then picking off the carrier in the first half. A textbook cage-and-touchdown run with Boss Ogg got me a comfortable early lead, and when the Yaks got desperate and ran some skinks deep into my half on the next drive I was able to wipe two of them off the pitch with my tackle blitzer Gathrak, one permanently. Between that and a lucky BH on a saurus, I had two-to-one odds on the field, and the rest of the game ran accordingly.

More games like this one, Nuffle. Please =).”