“It had been a week since there last meal. The Meat Pies assembled on the field and they waited. And they waited. And they waited. The following day the finally saw their prey, the Dork Ice Elves coming onto the pitch. Elf Feast 2 was about to begin.

Having stood on the playing field for a day, the Meat Pies had some trouble getting going and the Dork Ice Elves managed a quick score. It would be the last time they saw the Meat Pie side of the field.

Under-Achiever picked up where he left off last game and delivered several KO's and a few injuries to the Dork Elves. As more and more Elves became acquainted with the smell of dirt, a stunning display of speed and agility was demonstrated by that promising new star, Red Beard.

Red Beard would violate the Dork Elves end zone twice to ensure the victory for the Meat Pie squad. Also of note was the surprising performance of Under-Rated who finally woke up from his dead slumber and delivered several KOs and a casualty at key times thus claiming the MVP.

While there was no death, we are certain it is an experience the Dork Ice Elves won't want to have again anytime soon.

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