“"I pass, I score, I win awards. Is there anything i can not do? Oh yes. Suck. I can't suck, for the life of me, I am unable to suck. Maybe I should ask Jayne for a lesson. I hear she's good at sucking. And Jaymez, too!"
---Byll, Dark Age Lineboy
"If you can't move them, you dodge them. If you can't slip past them, you smash them. I hope Mary watched closely as I demonstrated how to on Tempest. Funny moment, that, for a moment I must have dreamed. I swear I saw my hands dripping in blood, with skink intestines wrapped around my boots to the knees. Anyway, Mary should know how to block someone so it hurts. And she better put it to use in the future. We didn't hire her to score touchdowns primarily, but to be a psychopathic, crowdpushing, murderous bitch."
---Eden Price, Dark Age Blitzer
"I meant to score earlier, but the Fighting Yaks forced me to reconsider. Their defense is not as bad as their smell. So I had to postpone my touchdown and let Byll have his turn. I got mine later, though, and when it counted. Scoring the 3-2 winner is so much sweeter than the temporary 2-1, don't you think? Oh, how stupid of me to ask, how would you know."
---Chasm Dark, Dark Age Blitzer
"Yaks beating Outlaws? Ha ha! Ridiculous!"
---Mary, Dark Age Witch, celebrating All'Hallows Eve in costume consisting of top hat and monocle”
“"What a great game. We always look forward to this match, but what those Outlaw Fans did was unforgivable this time. We had the power team to the right, and the trap set on the left, we could have stopped their drive. But no! Outlaw fans everywhere, taking out El Terrible, El Druggo (Hellcat), Intangible, and Fearless. The last must have been for that revenge kick Fearless did against their Jayne Witch Elf player." - The Coach, Fighting Yaks
"No lizard is an island. Alone I could not stop 5 elves, even one's who nearly killed poor Temptest the two touchdown here. I was close though, darn close." - Spitfire, Team Captain, Saurus Division Leader
"It was weird taking that cheapshot at that elf, but I think it saved me from a trip into Outlaw territory." - Fearless, Team Skink of Notoriaty
"I still might not be learning the skills, but I knocked Jaymez down, and whomped that ball carrier Eden. He tried for revenge later. I tell you what, the tension between these two teams gets worse every year." - Zero, Team Saurus who still lacks note
"Ow! What did I miss there." - Temptest, Saved by Team Apothecary”
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---Byll, Dark Age Lineboy
"If you can't move them, you dodge them. If you can't slip past them, you smash them. I hope Mary watched closely as I demonstrated how to on Tempest. Funny moment, that, for a moment I must have dreamed. I swear I saw my hands dripping in blood, with skink intestines wrapped around my boots to the knees. Anyway, Mary should know how to block someone so it hurts. And she better put it to use in the future. We didn't hire her to score touchdowns primarily, but to be a psychopathic, crowdpushing, murderous bitch."
---Eden Price, Dark Age Blitzer
"I meant to score earlier, but the Fighting Yaks forced me to reconsider. Their defense is not as bad as their smell. So I had to postpone my touchdown and let Byll have his turn. I got mine later, though, and when it counted. Scoring the 3-2 winner is so much sweeter than the temporary 2-1, don't you think? Oh, how stupid of me to ask, how would you know."
---Chasm Dark, Dark Age Blitzer
"Yaks beating Outlaws? Ha ha! Ridiculous!"
---Mary, Dark Age Witch, celebrating All'Hallows Eve in costume consisting of top hat and monocle”