“OBBA "Freindly" Pre Season 3

Da boyz got offered owt by deez funny stinking elves. Dey sed "Lowly denizens of the mountain caves and wild woods, we bring you greetings and allow you the honour of a friendly"
Doze stinking elves we will show dem wot iz freindly.

Aniwayz so we iz in da Elf stadiom in da changin rooms. Acrid and Stanley iz eatin da toilet paper while the rest of us are smashing da fawstts ....faws..., da taps and den Buck findz a sock. Flash sez itz hiz sock so dey start fightin. I donnu how it happened but before u know it we iz all fightin.
Da ref comes in an sez da games stated and we iz late. So we pile owt of da changing rooms to meet our opponetz.

In da first chance we get Buck putz da boot in one of da elves face. But da ref who is on da side of the elves sends him off. Buck sticks his fingers up and sez he did no want ta play anyway.
Rice tries to eadbutt dis elf but da spikes in his armour piece 'es eye. He dies straight away, da crowd gasp but we all laurff coz we fort it woz funny.
I forget wot happened da rest of da match but I do remember the speakers blarin out touchdown, but I fink it woz da elves dat scored dem.
Oh yeah dere woz one bit when da elves got fed up wiv us kicking dem when dey woz down gaver round Stanley and kill im.
Ee woz too soft but after da match da boss Tenpole - ees one a doze magiky skave n greensmears or som'ink, e woz in a bad mood sayin why woz da Dr McCoy used on a gobbo when der expensive troll is dere, an how is der team Acrid and Stanley gonna be called dat wiv no stanley.
"Wait dere boss I sez" I goes out to da street wiv da boyz and find dis gobbo.
"Wots ya name"I sez
"Gritnik" he replize
"Not no more"sez I "It's STANLEY" and den we freten him if he sez any different.
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