“"Wow, what a game. We did excellent. The fans didn't appreciate our champion ways much, but the player rating jury sure did. Any of us didn't get on the star player point sheet?"
---Byll, Dark Age Outlaws Lineboy
"Just five of us didn't. Less than the number that made it. Only missing Ruth, Chasm, Willyam, Starr, and Voltear..."
---Jayne, Dark Age Outlaws Witch
"Well, Voltear is excused on behalf of being, well, dead."
---Eden Price, Dark Age Outlaws Blitzer
"I got the lizard who did it him in, though. At least I think I did. They all look alike."
---Jaymez, Dark Age Outlaws Lineboy
"I think the one you got was just a liiiittle bit smaller than the one that got Voltear. In any case, they took out Ruth later. So they're ahead on the causality board though not on the score sheet. Ruth wasn't amused. I heard him cry: DEY BWOKE MY DJAHW! DEY BWOKE MY DJAWH! Sounded like a real orc, our Boss Ruth."
---Butcher, Dark Age Lineboy
"And Starr, ah, Starr, little surprise. Lazy old git he's become since his loud-mouthed early scoring days. These days it's guys like Butcher and I who do the touchdowns. And Starr..."
---Dalton, Dark Age Outlaws Lineboy
"He's a S.I.N.O., a Star(r) In Name Only. In contrast to me. *I* am awesome in name and in practice. You all saw my last-second game-winning Blitz. No, of course you didn't. Because that was Jayne not me. But I could have done it just as easily. Easier in fact. I'm poised to become a star. A legend! Only age can stop me and I'm using anti-aging cosmetic for that!"
---Mary, Dark Age Outlaws Witch
"Yep, she does. Daily. Same creme I'm using, too. But with games like today, I always feel young and fresh and beautiful and Oh I could kiss myself. We had two truly perfect turns out there and, you know us, stay flawless, stay victorious. Even we can't be perfect all the time, but it's enough to be perfect at the right time to score and defend and win it all."
---Gunn, Dark Age Outlaws Lineboy”
“"Our second drive in the first half just never got going. I have to tell you we could all learn a lot from the Blue Collared Bulk. I know. I know. But they do very well against an empty pitch. I would much have preferred that Beaufighter picked up the ball one of the two teams but the team was losing steam. I was happy the Outlaw fans were really not at their best today. There must have been a moonshine sale somewhere else." - The Coach, Fighting Yaks
"Oh I have had about enough of these darn things! Dodging and weaving. Starr indeed. Pip! Pip!" - Intangible, Team Saurus of Note
"You are right Intangible! I am sick of this! Break them down Sauruses!" - Hellcat, Inspired Team Saurus
"I tried, but both that witch and I fell down." - Zero, Team Saurus of Litlle Note
"Would you just pay attention in practice already!" - Dauntless, Skink Division Leader
"So that is the trick! You were right Dauntless, just run that ball in. Are the fans always this nice you say? I thought so, then I drop the ball this one time. That could have been their fans, since they were armed. But the second time I dropped it they were all armed. That worries me a bit. The MVP to boot though!" - Beaufighter, New Team Skink
"Well Defiant will be back in a few weeks. But ouch!" - Fearless, Team Skink
"Good game fellows, not great, but certainly good against a fine ball club like that. I nearly pushed out that witch. But darn, she kept playing dead on me. Then she sprang, stole the ball and ruined the game." - Spitfire, Saurus Division Leader.”
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---Byll, Dark Age Outlaws Lineboy
"Just five of us didn't. Less than the number that made it. Only missing Ruth, Chasm, Willyam, Starr, and Voltear..."
---Jayne, Dark Age Outlaws Witch
"Well, Voltear is excused on behalf of being, well, dead."
---Eden Price, Dark Age Outlaws Blitzer
"I got the lizard who did it him in, though. At least I think I did. They all look alike."
---Jaymez, Dark Age Outlaws Lineboy
"I think the one you got was just a liiiittle bit smaller than the one that got Voltear. In any case, they took out Ruth later. So they're ahead on the causality board though not on the score sheet. Ruth wasn't amused. I heard him cry: DEY BWOKE MY DJAHW! DEY BWOKE MY DJAWH! Sounded like a real orc, our Boss Ruth."
---Butcher, Dark Age Lineboy
"And Starr, ah, Starr, little surprise. Lazy old git he's become since his loud-mouthed early scoring days. These days it's guys like Butcher and I who do the touchdowns. And Starr..."
---Dalton, Dark Age Outlaws Lineboy
"He's a S.I.N.O., a Star(r) In Name Only. In contrast to me. *I* am awesome in name and in practice. You all saw my last-second game-winning Blitz. No, of course you didn't. Because that was Jayne not me. But I could have done it just as easily. Easier in fact. I'm poised to become a star. A legend! Only age can stop me and I'm using anti-aging cosmetic for that!"
---Mary, Dark Age Outlaws Witch
"Yep, she does. Daily. Same creme I'm using, too. But with games like today, I always feel young and fresh and beautiful and Oh I could kiss myself. We had two truly perfect turns out there and, you know us, stay flawless, stay victorious. Even we can't be perfect all the time, but it's enough to be perfect at the right time to score and defend and win it all."
---Gunn, Dark Age Outlaws Lineboy”