“DeMaio "onward ride into the dawn of battle, where glory and fame mix with blood and bone! to the field of bloodbowl, crash with dead, our beloved kin of destiny, with fury and crazed passion for death!"

Two veteran teams go at it with non-stop thrills and action!

Hail to DeMaio, who stomps a skeliton to the ground, survives the full onslaught of zombies, and scores a TD! He upgrades to mighty blow!

Hail to Jay Bergen, who descends below at full breakneck speed! Bullet to Hell, friend of murderers, for thy feet know no speed barriers! Rest within the womb of suffering, til thy name is called by the living!

Hail to Adams! A clean death to swirl darkness upon his eyes, destiny fufilled! to home and rest within the abyss!

We shall not miss Jake Silverblades, expert blunderer! Let the Halls of Slain be spared thy corpse and soul. Walk among the living an instrument of Death to all those who play False Bloodbowl. Rank among the stars and heroes of the game! Play eternal for the Fumbbl's Star Zombies!

DeMaio "A most satisfying bloodletting! And a glorious victory! Build a raging fire bastard brothers of the wheel! Pile high the mound of slain, our breatheren! Let thy funneral pyre take high to the sky! To Heaven goes the burning of flesh of the world...while Hades claims the soul of the beast, that are the charioteers! Hail and Kill!"”