“Having received a human pie from the Orcs in the previous weeks, the Pies were anxious for the taste of more flesh. Unlike previous weeks, they didn't stand on the pitch waiting for their opponent to show. This would prove to have interesting effects.

The human team, with a team name to long to be written so we will call them Snozz, started with the ball. Well, they received the kickoff, let's say it that way. After bumbling and stumbling around a couple turns, they finally picked it up and started their advance. A turn or so later and half the team was in the KO box while the Khemri began encircling the ball which lay just on their side of the field.

The masterful mummies pushed the puny Snozz players around opening a wide running lane for Zinger. (And we do mean wide!). The first half ended with the first Khemri score. It is the first time the Pies didn't give up the first score in a game.

The second half was relatively uneventful. The Snozz continued to fall over themselves. The Pies methodically marched down the field and capped off the drive with a score by Blue Beard.

This was the first game that Under-Achiever did not score a Casualty. When asked about it after the game he would not comment. We believe this does not bode well for the next opponents of the Pies. ”