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Formerly a Quality Assurance Manager at the Hostess Twinkie factory, Zinger was initially distraught at receiving an undead name that was Twinkie's fiercest competition in the 1970s. Nonetheless, he has learned to accept the new name with a certain hatred that drives him onto the pitch each week looking for ways that he can squeeze the cream filling out of his opponents.
Likes: Hostess Twinkies, Hostess Cupcakes, Hostesses at most 4 star restaurants.
Dislikes: Zingers, Any product endorsed by the Peanuts characters, Stunty races (because they remind him of Peanuts characters), WW II Flying Aces