#3 David Manley – Smashed Knee (NI) #12 Clement Vallandigham – Smashed Knee (NI) #13 Tycho Brahe – Dead (RIP) #14 Joshua "Treehead" – Dead (RIP)
“The Darwinians are those who posses monumental stupidity and showed it here today, accepting the challenge of a team of shambling dead. They were fortunate not to have any of their number join the opposing team, and to have the two dead rest in peace. The team is now crippled and as usual the dead guy was picked as the MVP. The game was an all round joke, with the two trolls unable to complete a pass of a team mate during the whole match. 1 poor goblin did fly through the air, but ended up dazed on the ground. Tycho Brahe was eaten, and the goblin defense was just carved up, both by quick running and massive strength. The team is now looking for a nice soft match, against some living team.”