“"Our victory in this game was never in question from the moment we walked off the pitch defeated and utterly outplayed against the Blue Sky Bombers to the moment Beaufighter walked through our defenders unmolested like a nerd through the Playboy Mansion today we never doubted our innate ability to be very, very lucky."
---Jaymez, Dark Age Outlaws Lineboy

"What's up next? The Grave Robees? Oh, that'll be a cakewalk. Like a bunch of skeletons and mummified corpses can stop the Outlaws. If dead guys could play Ruth would play for 14/2 like he did for us."
---Viktar, Dark Age Outlaws Lineboy

"Well, he does. He never accomplished anything worthwhile for us, either."
---Chasm Dark, Dark Age Outlaws Blitzer

"Indeed. Let it be known: I am the first Outlaw leader who deserves the spot for outstanding work on the pitch."
---Eden Price, Dark Age Outlaws Blitzer

"A Dark Elf leader who got where he is based on his accomplishments? Good lord. Let that never happen again!"
---Mary, Dark Age Outlaws Blitzer”