“Callahan - Good afternoon Rednack fans.

Spike Reporter - Another disappointing tie for the Rednecks.

Callahan - Yeah, I don't think anyone saw how Snack, the Thrall came up with the ball at the end. Too many Rednecks around the ball I guess.

Spike Reporter - The death of Bubba Gump must have the team down.

Callahan - As a recruite he was a wash. We worked hard with him but he never really got it. It was only his 4th fight in the game and he collapsed due to heart failure. His biggest assest was tying up three to four opponents all the time. Daryle Marie says she has more half-breed alien cousins that will make good attention getters.

Spike Reporter - The girls didn't seem to play their best game today. Daryle didn't get up enough speed to knock down a vampire midgame that would have broken a good run, and late in the game, Billy Jean dropped the ball three times under the pressure of the vampire Count Strahd. If she would have held on at least once, they would have come away with the win. What will you do in the coming week to rectify this?

Callahan - Daryle had to play under the death of her cousin Bubba. I'm sure this was a big part of the problem. They will do better next week. This is still a good football team.”