The parantage of Bubba 'Gump' Norhouse-Skunkward-Mitzer is somewhat of a mystery. It is unclear exactly who his mother is due to the poor penmanship on his Xeroxed birth certificate. Bubba, passed around between several sisters at an early age, the family just plumb forgot who he belonged to. The father is listed as 'Alien' on the birth certificate. 'That we are sure of' says third cousin twice removed and fellow teammate Daryle Marie Ann Loveland-Norhouse-Mitzer says, 'his conception was definately the result of an alien abduction.'

Bubba never did anything but attract fouling attention. He was given the game MVP after a cardic arrest in only his 3rd game.

Callahan - Bubba was a 1/3 speed kinda guy. But he will be remembered not for his horrific odor, but the pain he spared the rest of the team while he was geting the c**p beat out of him.