“It was a very disturbing match, to say the least.

First, the Pies defensive streak ended at 47 turns as the Wishy-Washy State team managed some insane dodges to score on turn 3 after receiving the opening kick-off. This of course had the Pies very fired up and ready to wreak havoc.

It was then that Wishy-Washy pulled out their secret weapon. In true Seattle style, they summoned the rain gods. Try as they may, the Pies simply could not pick up the ball. Consequently, Wishy-Washy again managed some incredibe dodges to steal it away and score a 2nd time before the half ended.

Knowing the game was all but out of hand now, the second half the Pies were determined to focus on what they do best, cause pain. By a stroke of luck, the Pies managed to pick the ball up and moved to midfield. Here the bashing commenced and slowly but surely the Wishy-Washy players began being carried off the field. The attrition was good enough that on their last turn, the Pies' Throw-Ra Zinger stood an uncontested 6 spaces from the end zone.

But it was not meant to be. The rain fell heavier than before and on his final step, Zinger slipped and fell. Although the final result was not in the Pies favor, they know that Wishy-Washy won only due to that nasty trick of summoning the rain. We will see if the gods answer their frantic pleas of the Wishy-Washy team when this rematch occurs. ”