“An incredible first game where the aspiring Zzubarans could do no wrong. While the Chaotic Crash Testers were having difficulties picking up the ball with their stubby finger hooves BotZ were picking them up them like crows plucking out eyeballs.

It looked a little concerning in the early parts of the first half when lovable rascal all-grain was called for a foul while attempting to help one of his opponents up, by means of a swift boot to the head. Luckily the head-coach was there to explain the situation to the ref and unpleasantness was avoided.

Special mention needs to be brought to Reisender who managed to go down seriously injured in the first block against him, before doing anything at all, due to a little love-tap on the chin. We expect better of you in two games time.

Both Chaos Warriors performed well with EnglishJake leading the current blocking ladder but it was JanMattys who managed to get a casualty.

Especially proud of both lemf, who scored our debut touchdown with a powerful sprint, and Wolfskin, who followed up with the clincher in a hectic reroll-less 8th turn of the last half.

This Game's Zzabur is.......Ulm, whose reckless charge into opposing lines got him not only casualty points but the hearts, and various other parts, of the fans who voted him MVP. Ulm was unable for comment but has been seen spending a lot of time with all-grain, which is unusual due to the latter's general lack of popularity and and tiny horns.

As a last order of business I would like to welcome our latest recruit. TheSpoonyBard was impressed with our performance and has signed onto a 2 season contract. I am sure we all agree that we hope he lives that long.”