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Who is <a href="http://fumbbl.com/~Russo?">Russo?</a>
Lord of Lewdness
God of Shepherds
Fertility charm of Ewes
Many faces, many names, but there is only one Russo!
In an attempt to diversify and attract goats into his worshipers, Russo decided to invest a goaty body with his immortal presence and lead said goat to superstardom.
There is no doubt that Russo-in-goat-body will become the greatest Beastman player ever.....and if you have doubts then you must be sick, brainless and related to TheSpoonyBard.
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Update:
In the first four games Russo has made a foul, 10 Blocks and two rushes, but has no accredited SPP's yet. This may look like a poor start except for three things:
a) It is a cunning plan to let all the others age early and he will take the long slow path to greatness with no aging rolls
b) Everything Russo did in those four games was of critical importance and everybody else took the glory
c) If you think it is a poor start then come tell me to my face you jerk...I will mince your butt in with my soup and bread!!
Update II - Eleven Game Mark
Russo has now gathered a grand total of 8 SPP's now and his plan is taking shape as he has learnt how to Block too.
The Head Coach thinks that Russo hangs back picking his nose too much, but Russo knows that he needs vital nutrients to give him the energy to score more TD's.
Today's Complaint is that the Team Chef is woeful at cooking, and the budget for food is so megre that the team lives on variations of Stray Dog and Rats. Sort it out Mr Coach!!