“Despite a strong start we collapsed entirely halfway through the first half. It was enough to let their stinky little thrower to get a pass off deep into out back half and almost let their blitzer score. The only thing that stopped this being a straight out loss is Nuffle's favour and a set of quadruple Pow/Skulls.
Sure you can say things like "But coach, half the Chaos Warriors were out of the game for most of it," or "It hurts when they hit me," but I really don't care. I demand the extra ten percent from each of you.

Someone who gave that extra ten percent was hardin0, who scored yet another touchdown in very improbable circumstances, with a little help from his friends of course. Also congratulations to Wolfskin who finally showed his savage side by laying into a poor lineman with a ferocity we had not seen before. Great work you two.

The rest of you I am not so happy with. I have hired a 'Team Motivator' to play with us. Everyone say hello to Cyco the Troll. He will be assisting me in my coaching duties and while I may figuratively tear strips off of you or chew you out, he will literally do that. He is very straight forward in his coaching methods. I like it. So listen to him and make sure we win out next damn match!

No Zzabur until we get at least two casualties. What? No Qaz, I mean two casualties from the other team.”