“Another day, another game of Bloodbowl for our favourite son's of Chaos. Despite the poor turn out due to the opposing teams relative obscurity a glory filled day was had by the Zaburans. Well some of them anyway. While solid performances were had all round the three standouts were JoeBob707, Ulm and new recruit TheSpoonyBard.

JoeBob707 managed to captivate and titillate the crowd with his raucous manner and over the top trash-talk, so much that they awarded him the MVP despite not really doing much else in the game.

Now the two real standouts were Ulm and TheSpoonyBard. TSP managed not 1 but 2 Touchdowns as well as badly hurting a lineman for the fun of it. All this in his first game. Does this Qualify him for Zzabur status? Yes it does, but does it beat what Ulm brought to the table? Unfortunately for him, it doesn't.

The Title of Zzabur remains in the greedy paws of Ulm for not only being willing to, but also being able to, foul a treeman in the acorns hard enough that he sobs "Please coach, let me go back to the glade." That is what being the Zzabur is about!”