“Hubris, thy name is Zzabur.

A humiliating loss to a bunch of steroid pumping greenskins and their tall blue friend. Honestly team, I had to pluck my eyeballs out to stop the flow of manly tears at how terrible we played today. We were systematically picked apart and kept on the back foot from the word go. It is not good enough and it need to improve. I know we have had a few hard games that we didn't lose and we have pulled off some great victories but you let it get to your head didn't you. Didn't You!!?! I am so disgusted with you I could vomit!

No Zzabur for anyone this game! You all get minus Zzabur points for next match too!”