“Did I say I was disappointed with the last match? Well it looks like you lads have taken some time out of your very busy schedules to come out here and show me the true meaning of disappointment. What were you thinking? You let those ladies dance around you and prance while name-calling your mothers!

No Russo it doesn't matter that technically what they called your mother is correct. Nice to see you actually did something this time, good initiative on the fouling.

the only one I am even remotely pleased with today is lemf who managed to, probably more by luck than anything else, ram a young strumpet's larynx into the ground and then keep it there until the gurgling stopped.

Let us give out a throaty bellow to mourn the passing of Ulm, the first and so far the longest consecutive holder of the title of Zzabur. Sure we wouldn't need to have this talk now if someone hadn't already used all the apothocary's medicine on their own death, I'm looking at you all-grain. You better do something incredible in the next game to warrant your life.

Ok, thats the last you will hear of this from me, as far as I am concerned the last two games did not occur. It is wiped clean from now on, we have had no victories, no losses, no draws. All is new, all is fresh, all is waiting for us to mangle, maim and murder it.
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