“...I am gobsmacked, honestly gobsmacked. Did the Chaos gods replace you in my sleep with the team that I dream about to console myself about the grim reality that you present me everyday? 1 death and 1 healed death, 2 crippling injuries and a 1 - 0 victory? Admittedly it would have been a 2 - 0 victory is he could handle the ball as well as he handles the opposition but I won't begrudge him that for now.

EnglishJake: Great effort taking out the first casualty in the match with a linewoman who was getting a bit close to the ball carrier. I think we are getting the idea of a cage now. Also good work on making them pay for all the dodging they were trying to do, especially that catcher who broke her foot when you tripped her up. But that was nothing compared to when you reached deep into that blitzer's chest and brought out her heart. Nothing the Apothecary could do about that injury, well there was something she could do but you had already taken a few bites out of the heart by that time so there was no point.

Qaz: Excelent removal of that blitzer with guard. She was really masking things hard, even for the stronger members of the team. You breaking her knee was a beautiful sight, I don't think she will be running around for a little while. I know you will hate to hear this but you need to be more agile like JanMattys, you need to be able to pick up the ball and more importantly catch the ball when JanMattys handpasses it to you, say like the last turn of the second half, WHEN YOU DROPPED THE HANDOFF FROM HIM WHEN YOU WERE STANDING IN THE TD ZONE!!!!

JoeBob707: You were robbed JoeBob, that casualty you caused should have had a RIP next to it, instead they got the Apothecary out just in time. On the plus side all-grain managed the steal most of the herbs and tonics for his own purposes so they couldn't heal another, which turned out the be the unlucky Mint. It looks like your punching bag has indeed given you a mighty blow.

JanMattys: I told you to stop trying to be the ball carrier until you get some better blocking skills. Sure you can pick it up but the first time someone touches your helmet to shriek like a little girl and drop the ball. You won't like me saying this but you need to be more like Qaz and be aggressive, B....E...Agres...Sive. Or run faster so you can get to the line sometime sooner than it takes my grandmother to get off the crapper.

lemf: Another amazing TD by you young beastman. You played surprisingly smart, and positioned yourself exactly where you needed to be for that handoff and touchdown. Great work.

Ok, there is no surprise as to who this game's Zzabur is......EnglishJake, with your brutal blocks and general disregard for the opponants life and/or limbs you are now known as "EnglishJake, the Zzabur." Well at least until someone can beat your awesome start. This is what legacies are born from!

TheSpoonyBard, please come see me in my office after this, we need to talk about your lack of development these last few games. Is there something wrong? Something at home maybe? Are the other Chaos Warriors picking on you?


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