“Amazing! We won a game. Sure the first time we tried to play we had to reschedule due to the entire roster of Kaimenai having contracted a mysterious sickness but in the two days the game was put off their roster was all back, excepting for a blitzer who was still feeling poorly.

Well what can I say? We won playing a team with more niggling injuries and stat decreases than the entire Oldhiem Retirement League and still only managed a 2-0 result.

Sure JanMattys ran his stubby little legs and was rewarded with 2 TDs but really, three casualties in the entire game and only two of them came from blocks.

JoeBob did well with his violent casualty but Cyco's enthusiasm resulted in one bloodbowl player's permanent reduction in their springing step.
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