“Callahan - Howdy Redneck fans.

Spike Reporter - Another impressive win against a bashy team, coach. What were your keys to victory today? Your team was clearly out strengthed, yet your boys push the dwarves all around the field.

Callahan - As you can see in this first half footage, we marked up a man on each big guy. Daryle Marie would then come running in and take their legs out. Those big guys topple pretty well.

Spike Reporter - Daryle Marie was a machine out there today. It earned her the MVP. If Jethro would have played his position as a passer, the Rednecks may have scored even more points today.

Callahan - Jethro was a menace out there too he reliquished his passer position to be a lineman today. Said he wanted to put the hurt on them stout kneehuggers. Once we played up to their strength, we had just enough speed to capitalize on dwarven turnovers. An ability dwarves have little of.

Spike Reporter - Thanks for your time, coach.

Callahan - Thank you Simon, and thank-you Redneck fans.”