“Dwarf of the Match: Josef Mountaina

By way of penance, and in a bid to restore the teams Karma after last week's 'Get the Ref' debacle against the Bloodhammer Clan, the 40miners took the field against the well known exponents of Dwarven Buddhism 'Dukkha'. The path to enlightenment was blocked by a fog of bad Karma as the Miners put in a sloppy performance with numerous and sometimes bizarre errors that led to a comfortable 1-0 win for the Dukkha.

In the first half Goliath Gothilsan, so often the hero in recent weeks, attempted a ridiculous dodging maneuver that failed spectacularly and gifted their opponents drive with some priceless momentum towards the goal-line. Despite some rearguard heroics, Dukkha's Upekkha safely ran the ball over for the half time lead

The resulting drive by the Miners was never allowed to find it's momentum thanks to Dukkha's powerfully efficient blocking which excellently squeezed the life out of the rolling cage. With the Dukkha defense overrunning their lines the brave Runner Mountaina made a last ditch dash for glory, but when he was stopped any chance of an equalising score evaporated.”