“Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiits Spunkin O'Blog comin' atcha wid da latest in the Bloodbowl circuit !

The Boyz faced off today versus some nasty lookin' pointyears coached by kutzenschift. Lots of tackle on the fast buggers. No treeman in the squad tho, I bet the lil green geezers were happy bout that.

Some of da Boyz apparently were so hung over that they missed the first drive, but coach Khaan knew how to take care of this tricky situation.

Da Boyz won the coinflip and opted to let the elves receive, probably hoping to be able to force them to a quick TD and then commit the rest of the game to dealing pain, and maybe score... I guess. Yeah, we got goblin dirtyplayer Lucky IV here in the studio with us. He's nodding at my remarks, and wanting to pitch in here I think.

Hey what happened to your arm by the way Lucky? You sure look banged up.

'Ere we all were sirra, dem fans were in a rage today. After our last game coach Khaan gave dem fans all a rash swearing at, and it seems it did the trick. Our fans threw at least two rocks at the elven pansies and even invaded the pitch, banging up two elves in the process.

Dem elven fans responded in kind tho, and sent 'alf our team down in the dirt... or even worse. Ol' Grumps even got badly 'urt by dat one. We 'ere all bitin' our toenails when dat one 'appened, as our dear apothecary had all but run out of bandages allready using em on Grumps after he tripped earlier in the match and DIED! Died, can you believe dat un? *shakes head*

So Lucky, you can confirm the saying that the fatter they are the fatter they fall?

Aye dats da one Spunkin. Nasty seeing that giant go down like that. He's always been dere fer us small geezers n' such. Don' wanna see him get banged up, no sirra.

So I guess your arm there got banged up during the elven pitch invasion?

Dat be right too, aye sirra. I got smashed up good by dem cheatin elves...pfft bringin fans onto da pitch. Dirty basterds. I'm all feelin crippled and weak now in me arm. Guess I'll be concentratin' on the good ol' footin action from now on. My foulin foot is still in good shape. See 'ere, I can easily punt holes in yer office walls.

Indeed Lucky. Holy batman nastylooking boot you got there! Apart from these minor setbacks what can ya say about the game Lucky?

Well, them pointyears did score early on, as coach Khaan wanted. Me sending their catcher to da hospital after punting him most roughly in da gonads surely removed any thoughts of stalling versus our krew. You don' wanna stall versus da BOYZ! *RAR!*

Aye, after dat un we spent da rest of da firstest 'alf just mowing upfield, aye mowing. Mowing elf. Super Oafie took care of da ball while we screened for him and Grumps n' Splooge tagteamed da elfs dat got too close. Eventually we scored in da last round after a handover to Obo. Go Obo, go Obo! *dances about* A bugger, me arm!

Second half we dominated totally, smashin' elf all da way into da dirt, and foulin some off as well. At one point only four elves were on da pitch. Brings a tear to me eye sure does.

In da end dem elves just had nothing to pit against us, and were lucky to get away wid da two TD's they did gets.

Good match by coach kutzenschift, nice enough fella, even fer a pansy elf. I'm off for a bit of a vacation now while me arm 'eals up. Cya round fans!”