“Some ballplaying kind of dodgey podgey chaos, coached by SoftnFluffy, wanted to test their skills versus the Boyz today. The chaos did not seem that overly menacing, and as a nice change to the pointy eared bastards we accepted this challenge.

Unbeknownst to the Boyz their alloted locker room at the away arena was a former breeding pit for snotlings. At least nineteen of the Boyz players came down with some strange illness and couldn't even get onto the fi.. what? Not allowed nineteen players? Seventeen then......nine? Yeah thats more like it. Somewhere between nineteen and nine, or maybe three, players got the sneezers.

As if that wasn't enough, some cheating bastard had greased up Oafies sprintin shoes for this match. Good thing he doesn't use shoes.

Boyz received, crowd went wild expecting mad slaughter. Touchback! Obo got to handle the ball, and Grumps threw him perfectly deep into chaos territory. One GFI and it's 1-0 for da Boyz. Crowd goes home in disappointment.

The chaos counter and push forward. Helmet Harry responds by sending off a chaoswarrior to the hospital after a well placed boot. Chaos score for 1-1.

On the Boyz next receival Oafie manages to sneak past the chaos defence and guarded by some chumps he scores in turn 8 first half for a solid 2-1 lead to the Boyz.

Second half is dominated by pouring rain, and their is little evidence of the rumored agile skills of the chaos. Ballhandling is a lost art to those klutzes. Go back to killing elves! Boyz show how it's done by doing a quadruple dodge and picking up the ball in two tackle zones. Pure skills. By some incredible stroke of luck (yeah TOTALLY undeserved) the chaos manage to blitz down the poor ballholding gobo and eventually score for a tie.

Last round the Boyz go for a TTM touchdown, but a failed handover ends that attempt and the match.

Sad news this match was our agile Obo who, shortly after scoring, hit a bit of an airbump after Grumps threw him. Poor Obo bounced straight into the chaos fans who promptly administered a fatal beating. The Boyz apothecary refused to dive in and save Obo. 'Tis a sad day indeed. We'll miss you Obo! ”