“Lords of the Box decided to schedule Riders vs Demolishers, a valiant but less experienced team. In anticipation of a cakewalk, Leadorf Worl stayed out late partying and was too drunk to play.

On the kickoff, the centaurs pushed forward and were promptly set upon by a gang of midgets looking for horsey rides. Tank was badly hurt in the process and Dozer was knocked out. Nothing seemed to go right for the Demolishers; it was as if Nuffle himself was against them. A skirmish ensued during which the Riders were able to take the ball away from Grott in favor of Hal, who put his side ahead 1-0 at halftime.

In the second half, Chet received the ball but was soon set upon by a group of hobgoblins, however the crucial 3rd hobgob tripped. Chet was able to break free and head downfield while the Riders guards tied up the main body of Demolishers. A cow named Rainbow butted Raz hard several times, but was unable to land a telling blow, and it seemed like a routine wrapup to Bart the trollslayer, who was looking forward to his turn riding Dozer. But the tables were turned as the Demolishers coach wisely sent fresh players to tie up Bart's wingmen, leaving Dozer free to push his aggressor into the crowd. Bart was not permanently injured, but was in for a tongue lashing from his coach. "That's not a horse, ya idjit!" yelled the coach. "See the pointy hat he's wearing? He's as smart as the average dorf, which makes him a lot smarter than you!"

Chet, amused, scored the final TD of the match. Final score, 2-0.”