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Dirty Player
Hal Hillswift came to the Riders bearing a mysterious artifact that he found in a ruined wizards tower labelled "DO NOT INSERT NOZZLE INTO EYES, EARS, MOUTH, OR OTHER BODYPARTS WHILE MACHINE IS OPERATING". He found the device useful for dirty blows from the rear. He acquired enough basic competence to occasionally fill in for Chet, but was brutally killed by Ogres.
"Turn around."
--Hal