“Just a quick update from yer fav commentator Spunkin today.

The Boyz took on some lizards who were suffering from a collective vision impairment, or something. Have your favorite pick from retinal diseases. You don't go around loosing an entire ocean just like that, and then fail at finding it. It's not exactly a little red sock that got lost in the tumbledryer.

Once again a number of the Boyz overslept and missed the first push, and once again someone had greased up Oafies shoes. *sigh* When will they learn? It's become rather obvious that the opponents are not tuned in to RTBBN channel9 for my match reports, or they'd know Oafie does....not.....use.....shoes. Splooge did eat Oafies unused shoes though, with three layers of different grease on them no doubt he mistook them for a delicious condiment. There was some wailing and blaming of past tabletennis injuries as well, resulting in another two gobos not showing up for the match.

On to the match, sorta. The scaly lizardly sonsofagheckoes threw blocks in all sorts of directions, and hurt the Boyz plenty, as you can see. Some more wailing, some failed dodges, some turf eating, add a handful of snake eyes and the obligatory cursing at Nuffle, and you end up with the Boyz pretty decimated out on the field, with Splooge even knocked out. In the end the Boyz simply got run over. They did make a valiant effort at killing off some nasty skinkses to make up for it, but those stealthy lil buggers insisted on being KO'd when blocked, so no fun for our dirty gobos.

Grumps did manage to SI some saurii. This has become somewhat of a hobby of his it seems.

Coach Brutus played his lizards well, good match.

Time to recover, once again.”