“3 losses in a row and this was just like the others. My opponent dodged like elves, handled the ball like skaven, and took damage like orcs. Despite the equality in the luck counter, I felt like I was constantly fighting dice as my Dadoz waltzed his players away from markers, ran through tackle zones and hit pows on single dice blitzes. My drive crumbled under the weight of <50% to >70% luck disparity. As the 2nd half wore on, somehow this evened up although I accomplished little (anything?) of consequence. His luck was most likely brought down by a number of failed go-for-its - the only thing he failed.
Coach Chainsaw hates losing! BLAME THE DICE!”