“Strong and Brutal Elves, what an appropriate name. First 4 blitzes resulted in knock outs. All match I suffered as armour rolls kept on passing, culminating in the death of a thrower. Bill barely failed a dodge all game, and when it did it was pretty much irrelevant (i.e. last dodge of the turn, getting some lineman away from a pack of orcs). In fact, I think Bill only really suffered 1 real turn over.

I had my own luck - surviving several idiotic dodges past his diving tackler. But when it came to blocking - if I wanted to make a foul, for instance - I chewed up rerolls, caused minimal damage (as minimal as it gets for av7) and only my fouls caused injury.

It was too one sided for me to have a realistic chance of winning.”