“da PP's wuz funz ta pla, dey haz no ider hoz ta pla bludbol rit tho, deyz kepz pikin up da bal, but dey fergit ta hit uz wif it. welz wez shod dem how ta hitz wif da balz an da ref axd uz oof da pich lik he doz. We fink dey may do betr nex gam, wez kan onlee hop.

Ratx punchd his mazif fizt thru Oghma's chezt an puld oot iz eart, itz funy, itz stil beatd fer a bit an Ratx wached it fer da next pla er too.

der waznt enuf blud on da pich at da end an a couple of uz fanz chucked dere seson tikitz back onta da pich (enyon ned a few roks?)

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