“A comedy of errors so fraught with terrible ball handling that anyone would think it was raining cats and dogs.It wasn't.But it was raining halflings.
The brave little sods threw themselves in the way of everything, taking down beastmen and mighty Chaos Warriors alike in a very successful strategic plan of 'smear our blood on the pitch and make it slippy'

The Chaos boys should have known something was awry when,pre-game, a halfling chef appeared and started handing out stew.Something in the stew (possibly warpstone or dodgey 'shrooms)made our lads forget some of the special plays we had been practicing all week.Subsequently picking the right ball up became difficult and throwing it,apart from one very memorable long bomb by Crabby, was impossible.To be fair, he was seeing rainbows and unicorns by this point and thought he was playing a coconut shy at the local county fare.

Credit to the 'flings,they defended very well and deserved a draw, nearly scoring right at the death.It was a fair result in the end and a very funny game.

We had a good laugh and I would recommend this bloke to anyone.

Dan ”