“Nibodruih Divecinder suffered a pinched nerve in the first hit of the match. The apo came on and thought he had sorted the problem out with the magic-sponge, but a few turns later a beastly foul from the relentless Ouch caused the injury to flare up again. Stafffollower tried to get some revenge, but was sent off for his first boot of the game. Farslayer then tried to do some damage, but he also proved to be utterly lame in his attempts at fouling the Chaos team. Fortunately, Darkbane had sneaked a pair of knuckledusters onto the pitch, and Jadearrow put his newly discovered mighty fists into action. It all looked so much fun that the rookie Starseer practiced extra hard after the game and has now learnt the way of the iron-fist as well.

However, there is no room for pussies who have a weak spot for the opposition to target in the Raiders. Divecinder; you are the weakest link. Goodbye.

Coach Smyth knew this would be a smash fest and he was proved right. Respect to coach Layla for bringing the smackdown hard, but the more agile Raiders took the plaudits and the match in the end.”