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Udancirr Swiftwind
#14
Phoenix Warrior
MA
6
ST
3
AG
5
AV
7
R
188
B
28
P
139
F
0
G
35
Cp
36
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
2
GPP
52
XPP
0
SPP
52
Injuries
-av, n
Skills
Pass
+AG (40k)
Accurate (30k)
Dodge (30k)
Sure Hands (30k)
Aged -av 2nd skill, but gained +ag. I'll take the trade off!
<HR>
Coach Smyth slumped into his office seat. Snatching up the draft papers for the umpteenth time this afternoon, he squinted at them hard. Then he looked looked up at the player sat before him. Grimacing, he pointed a finger accusingly.
"It says here you are a Lion Warrior. That is what I wanted. That is what I thought I payed for. But let me get this straight - you don't catch, you pass?"
The elf looked at him like he was some kind of moron. "Of course I pass. Do I look like some kind of glorified skink or gutter runner? You hired me to be the star, yes? The S-T-A-R. Long bombs, daring pick-ups and dump-offs in the backfield, that kind of thing."
"But your name is Swiftwind. As in goes really fast."
"Look," said the elf, "you signed the papers. It's all there. If you wanted a runner all you needed to do was tick the right box on the draft sheet and send it to the academy. Pretty simple, yes? Instead, you got me. A Phoenix Warrior. Which means that is what you must have asked for, yes? I mean, it can't be that hard to purchase what you want. I would hate to think I was playing for some kind of moron who can't even fill out a draft request properly..."
<HR>
Coach Smyth slumped into his office seat. Snatching up the draft papers for the umpteenth time this afternoon, he squinted at them hard. Then he looked looked up at the player sat before him. Grimacing, he pointed a finger accusingly.
"It says here you are a Lion Warrior. That is what I wanted. That is what I thought I payed for. But let me get this straight - you don't catch, you pass?"
The elf looked at him like he was some kind of moron. "Of course I pass. Do I look like some kind of glorified skink or gutter runner? You hired me to be the star, yes? The S-T-A-R. Long bombs, daring pick-ups and dump-offs in the backfield, that kind of thing."
"But your name is Swiftwind. As in goes really fast."
"Look," said the elf, "you signed the papers. It's all there. If you wanted a runner all you needed to do was tick the right box on the draft sheet and send it to the academy. Pretty simple, yes? Instead, you got me. A Phoenix Warrior. Which means that is what you must have asked for, yes? I mean, it can't be that hard to purchase what you want. I would hate to think I was playing for some kind of moron who can't even fill out a draft request properly..."
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2009-07-26
2
-
-
-
-
2
2009-08-12
1
1
-
-
-
4
2009-08-12
1
-
-
-
-
1
2009-08-13
1
-
-
-
-
1
2009-08-14
1
-
-
-
-
1
2009-08-14
2
-
-
-
-
2
2009-08-15
2
-
-
-
1
7
2009-08-15
1
-
-
-
-
1
2009-08-16
2
-
-
-
-
2
2009-08-17
2
-
-
-
-
2
2009-08-18
2
-
-
-
-
2
2009-08-19
3
-
-
-
-
3
2009-08-21
2
-
-
-
-
2
2009-08-22
2
-
-
-
-
2
2009-08-25
3
-
-
-
-
3
2009-08-27
1
-
-
-
-
1
2009-08-27
2
-
-
-
-
2
2009-09-01
1
-
-
-
-
1
2009-09-21
1
-
-
-
-
1
2009-09-22
1
-
-
-
-
1
2009-11-07
1
-
-
-
-
1
2009-11-09
1
-
-
-
-
1
2009-11-16
-
1
-
-
-
3
2009-12-04
1
-
-
-
-
1
2009-12-10
-
-
-
-
1
5