“Five players stunned on the first kick-off by a pitch invasion, followed by a skull for my Ogre as I desperately tried to free some players from the LOS to protect the ball, and this game was pretty much over.

Coach Maysrill executed his tactics to perfection from then on, using the advantage in numbers to systematcially clear most of my team off the pitch in both halfs, racking up and easy win and a bucketload of casualties as well. My only consolation was killing his star blitzer to collect another jockstrap for the trophy cabinet after his apo failed, but given the choice between that and winning the game I know what I would choose.

All-in-all, probably the worst day I've had here on Fumbbl. I've had aging on early skill rolls, interceptions when trying to throw for an equalizer, snake-eyes when handing off in the endzone with elves and the ball bouncing straight to my opponent with none of my players in sight, quad-skulls x 2 in one game when trying to sack a ball-carrier, scorching-heat which took out 5 of my players and none of my opponents, and now this.

Nuffle came for my ass today after me being on a roll for the last two weeks. I probably started to make mistakes as I got more frustrated, but on the whole I think I tried to keep it tight even when everything was going wrong, and I hope I can emerge from this horror Saturday a better player.

Well-played to coach Maysrill, he totally pwned me this game and deserved the win. I think a day off is due tomorrow and then it's time to get back on the horse and open a can of 'whpah' on someone!”