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[R] Loddfafnir's Jockstrap
Gunnólfr
#4
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
6
R
7
B
50
P
0
F
0
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
-av
Skills
Block
Frenzy
Jump Up
Guard
Claimed:<img src='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL/Images/PlayerIcons/hecatcher1.gif'>The sweaty jockstrap of <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=7048505">Jeramy</a> during a <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2797489">match</a> against High Elf team <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=582632">Smale rumper</a>.
Although not a strict kill, Gunnólfr crowd-surfed the lion warrior into the rabid norse fans, who promptly battered the pointy-eared pussy to death, stripped him, and threw his pants back to the norse dugout to add to the trophy cabinet.

Claimed:<img src='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL/Images/PlayerIcons/hblitzer1.gif'>The sweaty jockstrap of star blitzer <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6952457">Hebebe</a>, offering some consolation for a <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2797543">total horror show</a> against the <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=577825">Lesser Gods</a>.
Gunnólfr shanked the puny human so hard that even the medic couldn't save him. Another jockstrap for the cabinet, albeit one taken during a shameful defeat.

Claimed:<img src='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL/Images/PlayerIcons/sklineman1.gif'>The sweaty jockstrap of foul ratman <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=7050883">Odah Gabriel</a> during a <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2800062">beatdown</a> against the <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=585468">Assyrian Winged Rats</a>.

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Unfortunately Gunnólfr's heroic efforts in killing three players over the course of just seven games as an unskilled rookie ultimately took its toll. He was forced to retire early due to severe exhaustion, a problem which had caused him to become more susceptible to hits from the opposition (Aged -av first skill roll - f@*k you Nuffle!). Coach Smyth paid tribute to a fan favourite by making him the first inductee into the Hall of the Sweaty Crack.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2009-08-23
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-08-26
-
1
-
1
-
5