“A horrid horrid game for my opponent. The Dark Elves could not block, throw, pick up the ball or dodge. It was a litany of pain pain pain. Nuffle certainly had it in for the Eleven Deadly Elves. The Morticians did not use ONE reroll in the second half, including a wolfie passing play, and one on one suicide blocks. El_Bernado took it look a man thankfully and didn't dissolve into a puddle of goo like I definitely would have.

Next time we meet, I hope Nuffle is less one-sided. The experience could not have been enjoyable at all. Thanks for not bitching, and I hope to meet the coach on the pitch again. He was an enjoyable opponent overall.”