“Rumour has it Mulch had beaten the apothecary in a game of poker the previous week and looted all his monies, as well as accumulated a significant debt. Mulch died in a block. The apothecary refused to fix him. Apparently he could tell from the sideline that the injury was too bad.

Sirius injured himself. Running around hitting opposing orcs, he was his typical lunatic self, but he went a bit too haywire and tripped over somebody's leg towards the end of the game. He was in mid-scream and landed on his oversized wide open jaw. He'll need a bit of time to repair himself.

Drunkagent may want to fire his dirty players. Their fouls were so pathetic that the ref declined to send either of them off. Meanwhile, Chainsaw fans got to the referee at half time, which played a big part in the eventual victory.”