“This was a brutal match; the very first block thrown killed Sloppy bollocks, and that set the tone for the rest of the game. PigStar-69 blitzed skinks left right and center, and very quickly into the game there simply were no skinks available to the Shrieking Bloodstorm. Ssska managed to catch the ball though, but he scored one turn early, allowing Bollocks ! to tie the game with a 2 turn TD on turn 8 of the first half. Bollocks ! then recieved in the second half, and stalled for a turn 8 touchdown victory; however, this meant that Saurus after Saurus got to pound on humans for the entire half, although Kronk managed to trip going for it and knock himself out early in the half in an attempt to blitz the ball carrier.

Shreeft, badly hurt on turn 1 of the first half, was voted MVP as smartest Skink in the game, and now can Sprint off the field even faster!

Thanks to PigStar-69 for a well-played game, and congratulations on capitalising on all my mistakes; hopefully the Bloodstorm will be better stallers after this (and not forget about movement 9 catchers when setting up defense!)”